Season 3 of Jersey Shore is currently airing on MTV, and has hit TV ratings highs during every single Thursday airing this season. However, it’s never too soon to think about what unsuspecting tourist town America’s favorite tanned stars will violate next. Until today, the theory was that The Situation and company would be headed back to Miami to shoot a fourth season of Shore, but now TMZ reports that plans are in the works to film the guidos in their natural habitat – Italy.
Well, actually, Vinny Guadagnino is the only full-blooded Italian in the cast and we all know the Shore kids can barely express themselves in English, much less in a foreign language, but it was only a matter of time before some sadistic MTV producer decided to see how the big hair and bigger egos would go down in one of the most stylish and sophisticated nations on earth. My guess is they’ll only shoot there for a week or two like when they used to send the cast of The Real World on international vacations. If Snooki’s already getting arrested in Seaside Heights, I can’t imagine she’ll last very long in a country where they can just kick her butt out whenever they want.
Of course, Italian authorities still have to sign off on this act of international terrorism, which would be a bit like giving the OK for the Taliban to set up shop in the middle of Rome. The last thing that country needs is Deena Nicole flashing her hoo-ha outside the Vatican.