Charlie Sheen will not be part of the upcoming season of Two and a Half Men, but just like the rest of us, he will be watching the premiere of the hit sitcom come September, but will likely be horrified by the way that Chuck Lorre, the executive producer and creator of the series, kills him off.
Sheen told TMZ that he plans on having a party in his home theater with a few of his friends on September 19th. “I will be watching my fake funeral, attended by my fake ex-girlfriends, from my very, very real movie theater, with my very real hotties in tow,” Sheen told the website.
During the season premiere, taped last night in Los Angeles, a source tells TMZ that Sheen’s character faced a rather brutal death when it was implied that he either fell or was pushed in front ot a Paris subway train. This comes after last season’s show ended with Sheen’s character, Charlie Harper, leaving for Paris to meet with his stalker beau, Rose.
Sheen was not at the taping obviously, but the story of Harper’s demise was told by Rose, who recounted that the two got married and then she found him with another woman shortly afterward. When they went to catch the subway a day after, Sheen “slipped” and he was blown away in what she called a “meat explosion”. The source added that it was implied that Rose had something to do with killing the character off.
While the tragic demise of Sheen’s character seems more than enough to get people to tune in, the premiere episode will reportedly feature celebrities such as Jenny McCarthy as well as a man who was at one point the leading man to take over the role for Sheen, John Stamos. Stamos will reportedly admit at the funeral that he took part in a three-way with Harper and a girl at the same time at one point. McCarthy will be one of Harper’s ex-flings.
Sheen’s departure from the series didn’t come without controversy earlier this year as he blasted Chuck Lorre as well as quite a few CBS executives. The sitcom was put on hiatus effective immediately for the remainder of the season and Sheen was fired from the series shortly afterward.